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Post by tokyodomemk9 on Jun 10, 2011 13:19:36 GMT
I was riding my bicycle the 10 miles to work on Tuesday. There's this old fuck going really slow infront of me so I look behind me to check there are no cars coming so I can overtake him and BAM I go straight into the end of a metal gaurd rail thats supposed to stop cars from hitting people walking on the pavement/sidewalk.
Cue lots of blood, Japanese people freaking out because they think there is a dead white dude lying in the middle of the road...
An ambluance ride and some xrays later, they tell me they are worried that some shit has gone into my bone so I have to go off for surgery.
Huge fucking needle driven into my back, and they start ripping away at me leg.
I wake up with a tube stuck in me leg taking the "nasty" blood out, a tube in my arm pumping anti biotics into me and a FUCKING TUBE DOWN MY COCK! because I have no control over me bladder for a few hours due to the anesthetic...
So yeah....
im on crutches for a while.
Whats your worst injury?
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Post by chaos42666 on Jun 10, 2011 13:39:08 GMT
... probably my broken leg that never got set or casted.... long story shot I've got me a couple dents in my shin that don't belong there
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Post by characterclover on Jun 10, 2011 13:50:30 GMT
Uh, I fell down a small step at school, and broke my ankle that was put in cast for a week, then they told me it wasn't broken. xD
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Post by Kayniss on Jun 10, 2011 13:57:49 GMT
This made me laugh so hard. Uh. Injury? I try to avoid those by being sensible... When I was younger.. I walked into a fence, and it cut my cheek. They decided to tape my cheek together because I was at school. I have a scar. Eh. apart from that.. oh no. I was like 3, I either threw myself off, or fell down the stairs. But seriously. Get better soon.
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Post by characterclover on Jun 10, 2011 13:59:19 GMT
I try to avoid those by being sensible... you? sensible? ... hahah! c:
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Post by Kayniss on Jun 10, 2011 14:02:36 GMT
I try to avoid those by being sensible... you? sensible? ... hahah! c: It happens. I haven't broken a bone. Bitchin'
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Post by GamingDude42 on Jun 10, 2011 14:05:42 GMT
spit my Jaw on a swingball stand... I was about 3/4
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Post by tokyodomemk9 on Jun 10, 2011 14:09:25 GMT
you people are fucked up......
un set broken leg and split jaw are winning in my books
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Post by chaos42666 on Jun 10, 2011 14:12:10 GMT
Wasn't really broken that badly, it's not like you can really tell without feeling for the dents in my shin.... that sounds really wierd....
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Post by Kayniss on Jun 10, 2011 14:14:09 GMT
You call us fucked up, yet you name the topic knee rape. It implies you raped someone with your knee. Not that your knee got raped. ;D
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Post by GamingDude42 on Jun 10, 2011 14:16:34 GMT
well really it means both things... and it took you that long to figure out that we're fucked up?
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Post by Kayniss on Jun 10, 2011 14:18:15 GMT
Rob didn't witness yesterday.
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Post by chaos42666 on Jun 10, 2011 14:20:11 GMT
true and neither did I....
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Post by characterclover on Jun 10, 2011 14:20:12 GMT
no one witnessed yesterday..
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Post by hellknite on Jun 10, 2011 14:34:46 GMT
Jeez this topic made me cringe.
No broken bones or anything. Got hit in the face with a cricket bat when I was nine. Was out cold of a few hours and I woke up with a small lump on my forehead which remains there today. Nothing noteworthy other than that.
Oh, and probably a fuckload of brain damage.
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